What can melt your heart?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Scene- oath ceremony

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Talks with kids.

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Me- (laughs)

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

What can melt your heart?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

hearhim (ignore my voice)

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

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He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Me- (keep laughing)

Everyone - okay didi.

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

What do you think about Vivian Jenna Wilson's decision to speak out against her father, Elon Musk, in a public interview with NBC News?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

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Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

He- (blank face)

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

Shruti Verma